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Bouncers Now Carding At Purell Dispensers

May 9, 2012

Los Angeles Teens Drinking Hand Sanitizer

L.A. teenager gets carded at hand sanitizer dispenser

LOS ANGELES—Under pressure from parents who learned that their kids were drinking alcohol-based hand sanitizer to get drunk, today Mayor Villaraigosa reluctantly decided to hire bouncers to check IDs at every Purell dispenser in the city.

"Between you and me, I can't blame the kids for wanting to drink hand sanitizer … the stuff is quite tasty," said a slurring Villaraigosa, while taking a swig of Purell with Aloe and vitamin E.

In a related story, today Purell's CEO, Hal Thomas announced the company's new line of strawberry and cherry flavored hand sanitizer will be available exclusively at Walgreens this summer.

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