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Local Pet Owner Offers Reward For Missing Mountain Lion

May 23, 2012

Santa Monica Mountain Lion

SANTA MONICA—Heartbroken over the recent disappearance of his mountain lion, Cuddles, Jacob Filmore has decided to offer a $5000 cash reward to anyone who can help locate his pet.

"I let Cuddles out yesterday morning to go potty and he hasn't returned," said Filmore. "I hope he's ok."

Filmore has been pinning flyers up in the Santa Monica area for the last 24 hours in the hopes that he'll receive a phone call. His flyer assures residents that Cuddles is very friendly.

"He loves to be petted," said Filmore. "He also likes to roll over on his back and paw at string."

Readers are encouraged to call The Real LA Times at 323-642-REAL with any information pertaining to Cuddles.

Update 5/25/12:
We have sad news to report. A loyal reader sent in a voicemail stating that Cuddles has been shot and killed in downtown Santa Monica. Please listen to his message below. We have already informed Jacob Filmore that his pet has been murdered.

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Garrett May 23, 2012 at 11:12 am

Im sorry for the news…

X May 23, 2012 at 2:02 pm


usakindatheart July 12, 2012 at 10:58 pm

unless the lion was attacking someone, it should of been shot with a tranquilizer, seriously, a long distance sniper rifle?? what an idiotic and cowardly thing to do…

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