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    ENVIRONMENT

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    Santa Monica Beach Littered With Discarded Priuses

    July 23, 2012

    SANTA MONICA–Yesterday, the L.A. Beach Cleanup Meetup found dozens of unwanted Priuses washed up near the Santa Monica Pier—a scenario that meetup leader Tom Clemens [...]

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    HEALTH

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    Baby Named Brianna Already Acting Pretentious, Says Doctor

    July 16, 2012

    BEVERLY HILLS—Moments after delivering newborn Brianna Richards into the world, Dr. Frank Wasserman told nurses that the baby was acting “smug and pretentious.” “She was [...]

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    EDUCATION

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    Teacher Regrets Showing Banksy Movie To Kindergarteners

    July 9, 2012

    VAN NUYS—”In hindsight, it probably wasn’t a good idea,” said substitute teacher Ryan Denny, 26, days after showing his kindergarten class the 2010 documentary, Exit [...]

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    ENTERTAINMENT

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    Los Angeles Faces Shortage Of Aspiring Actors

    June 28, 2012

    HOLLYWOOD—For the first time in Hollywood’s 92-year history, there’s not enough aspiring actors in L.A. to fill the needs of the entertainment industry. Studio executives [...]

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    ECONOMY

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    Homeless Man Does Not Regret Quitting Job At Target

    June 25, 2012

    SANTA MONICA—It’s been almost one year since 23-year-old Robert Price voluntarily quit his minimum wage job at the Van Nuys Target. While working at Target [...]

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    EVENTS

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    Studio City Starbucks Hosts Annual Name-Dropping Competition

    June 22, 2012

    STUDIO CITY—Today the Starbucks on the corner of Allott Ave. and Ventura Blvd. hosted the 23rd Annual Name-Dropping Competition. The event attracts contestants from all [...]

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